"Fuck 2012; i survived the facebook crash of 23/09/2010"

"Randomly laughing because you remembered something funny."

"Randomly laughing because you remembered something funny."

"I wanna go to ikea, hide in a wardrobe, wait for someone to open it and yell "WELCOME TO NARNIA""

"Did you just fall?" No, I attacked the floor. "Backwards?" Yes, I'm freaking talented."

"Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes."

"Vem vare, vem vare som fucking rösta på SD."